Burnerverse Series: The Arnie™

The Arnie® is a polo that all burners can and should embrace, not just Chairman & CEO Arnie McNair himself. Made in the USA. 100% cotton. Because you want high-limit plastic credit cards in your wallet, not in your scrotum (that's where Big Polyester™ wants them). They might tell you you're a copycat. That the perfect polo can't be made stateside in this day and age. Don't believe them. You're an American Classic™.

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Envelope included.